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Chocolate, I remember when they first invented Chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.

I ALWAYS HATED IT

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theehorsepussy: When i was managing the restaurant out in the suburbs, the new canadian owners were changing the concept from this family friendly place to a “hooters”-like theme. We hired a bunch of girls from the hooters and i have to admit these whores were fun to work with.  I had to deal with complaints from snotty ass suburban breeder bitches about how they were appalled by the behavior of my staff.  My favorite girl was showing a table of 4 businessmen her new tattoo.  She had a mudflap silhouette girl tatted above her pussy.  She was pulling her pants down to show them when some mom got all offended.  The waitress told me the men left her a $100 tip.  I told the lady that she got a good tip and they would probably be back as regular customers, why should i apologize for that?  I miss that job for the crassness i got away with.

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When i was managing the restaurant out in the suburbs, the new canadian owners were changing the concept from this family friendly place to a “hooters”-like theme. We hired a bunch of girls from the hooters and i have to admit these whores were fun to work with.  I had to deal with complaints from snotty ass suburban breeder bitches about how they were appalled by the behavior of my staff.  My favorite girl was showing a table of 4 businessmen her new tattoo.  She had a mudflap silhouette girl tatted above her pussy.  She was pulling her pants down to show them when some mom got all offended.  The waitress told me the men left her a $100 tip.  I told the lady that she got a good tip and they would probably be back as regular customers, why should i apologize for that?  I miss that job for the crassness i got away with.